you hate writing papers, yet you can spill your mind onto a computer screen at the drop of a hat. the drop of a hat, i say! i understand, though; i'm awake now (5:37 in the am) and i haven't slept yet. not because of procrastination. just not tired. did you know that at 5:30 the super globetrotters comes on? the super shallackin' globetrotters! in this episode, they fight a phantom cowboy, but it turns out he's just an infernal robot designed to get the globetrotters out of spook valley. man. those crazy globetrotters.

i'm still not tired. i'm just going to read wikipedia articles until the sun comes up, like my ancestors. to recap: the phantom cowboy was just a robot.