twitticisms

• 16:51 Mysterious black, powdery substance on the rug. I'll blame the cat. #
• 16:55 Chew marks on the Christmas cactus. Definitely cat. #
• 17:05 Cat mistakenly blamed for black, powdery substance. It was the dog. In the hall. With a chewed pen cartridge. #
• 18:24 Shocker: accidentally transferred more than half of rent money to pay my credit card account instead of savings. I. Am. An. Idiot. #

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